Trouble brews early but I’m not aware of Ivy’s penchant for criminal activity until a couple months after her arrival. Within hours of first planting her feet on my Las Vegas stage, Ivy whisks a high roller into the darkened VIP room and smothers him under her ethereal love, using the capable assistance of a few bottles of Dom Perignon. When the high roller runs out of cash, Ivy persuades her customer to charge some Dancing Dollars, our in-house currency, to his Platinum American Express credit card.

The tipsy and lusting gentleman readily gives Ivy his personal password and the “OK” to charge $2000 to his credit card. Ivy, however, charges $12,000, ten thousand dollars more than her customer authorizes. Then, without her customer’s knowledge, Ivy pockets the entire twelve grand; two thousand he’s gifting to her for whatever favors she’s bestowing on him and the ten thousand dollars she gifting to herself.

A customer’s denial of a particular charge to his credit card

When she leaves the stage, after her very first topless performance, I’ll send one of my customers to ask for her autograph. That cinches the deal. My newest stripper now believes she’s a legitimate star of the stage.

Most young dancers won’t admit to the adoration and idolization they feel when all eyes are focused on them or when the men applaud, whistle and stamp their feet; even asking for encores. It’s a natural high that goes right to the core of a woman’s heart. Few careers can offer the exhilaration and excitement that goes with an audience fully appreciating a strip tease performance.

Stripping can make any girl feel like Britney Spears or Madonna. In fact,

It’a a damn serious business with millions of dollars changing hands every day by those wishing to take part in the pay-for-play game, There’s no shortage of buyers willing to shell out enormous sums to jooin in th ee]sexual hi jinks provided inside my strip clubs in Las Vegas and New Orleans. And there more than enough nubile nymphs willing to stuff their personal kitty with the unending slow of “Benjamins.”

I hurry over to the commotion, which is starting to gather a small crowd. “What’s the trouble?” I ask the Mexican Beach Patrol. “They’re arresting me.” Sunshine cries. “They’re taking me to jail for taking my top off.” I can’t believe it. Sunshine, my weekend companion and sophisticated woman of Las Vegas, decides to expose her breasts in a foreign country with ultra-conservative views of public nudity, all to get an all-over suntan without any shoulder strap lines.Forget what she was thinking. What am I thinking, bringing this lovely lass to Mexico without forewarning her about the no public nudity laws. Nudity is a way of life for some topless entertainers. Anyway, one of the Mexican cops pulls out his handcuffs and moves toward Sunshine. She, in turn, jumps into my arms screaming, “Herbie, help me, I’m not going to jail.” And with this, the second cop takes his handcuffs out and approaches me. All I can imagine is the Mexican Beach Police separating Sunshine and me, discarding us into some Mexican hellhole without us ever seeing the light of day again.Before this scenario escalates

As kids we loved to play, just experiment with vibrators and dildos like “ooh” what’s that hole and where does that go. I like rough stuff, too. I’ll just sit in front of the TV watching porno and like go “yeah, grab that neck; yeah, slap that bitch; yeah, ride her harder; yeah, flip her over, do her in the ass. That’s the kind of person I am.”

Tulip

Hometown: San Fernando, California Age: 23

Height: 5’5” Weight: 115 pounds

Porno Star Body: Bust 37C, Waist: 26, Hips 36

Candi and Dandi are, hands-down, the sparkling sisters of Glitter Gulch. If their natural beauty isn’t enough, their portrayal of lesbian lovers creates an even more intriguing aspect to this act. Any number of strippers pair up inside a strip club and behave as a girl-on-girl show. They either know instinctively or from Howard Stern’s hugely popular radio show that men adore watching lesbians or jumping in between them. Girls who bring a four-breast act to strip clubs tend to earn more than a single, solitary ass.These two pursuers of higher education pull off the best stripper duet I’ve ever come across. It is the perfect performance that makes Candi and Dandi the most prolific money earners on their way to becoming multi-millionaires – if they last a littlelonger.Candi is perfectly suited to play the role of the dumb blonde…the dumbest blonde of all-time. She certainly has the body for it plus she dresses herself in frilly pink, see-thru nighties that barely cover her ass and lacy G-string. She’ll giggle and flirt with the customer, coyly stroking his face or “accidentally” laying a hand on her guy’s lap with an “Oops, I didn’t mean to touch your privates.” Oh, she is the smartest dumb blonde.The perfect partner, of course, is played by

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