Each year the local Humane Society promotes some new wrinkle on the annual Adopt-A-Pet campaign designed to acquaint families with abandoned dogs and cats who are most likely destined for extermination. Cleverly, these pet humanitarians now bring the lonely animals out to various shopping malls, schools, and parks and wherever families gather. It’s a great strategy that plays on the basic sympathies of children.

After all, who can resist the playfulness and cuddliness of the little kittens and puppies? Putting the kids face-to-face with the animals tugs at the heartstrings of the moms and dads practically forcing the parents to cough up the few bucks to satisfy little Dick and Jane. The truth is that all parties become winners. The families can acquire a new pet and the dog or cat is saved from a questionable future.

Each year the local Humane Society promotes some new wrinkle on the annual Adopt-A-Pet campaign designed to acquaint families with abandoned dogs and cats who are most likely destined for extermination. Cleverly, these pet humanitarians now bring the lonely animals out to various shopping malls, schools, and parks and wherever families gather. It’s a great strategy that plays on the basic sympathies of children.

After all, who can resist the playfulness and cuddliness of the little kittens and puppies? Putting the kids face-to-face with the animals tugs at the heartstrings of the moms and dads practically forcing the parents to cough up the few bucks to satisfy little Dick and Jane. The truth is that all parties become winners. The families can acquire a new pet and the dog or cat is saved from a questionable future.

I’ve thought about doing the very same thing for the lost and soulful strip club entertainers who can’t seem to find themselves any stability or direction in their lives. So, before these girls actually crash and burn, which so many of them do, I’d put them up for adoption in a local Adopt-A-Stripper program. The strippers can present themselves in an environment more wholesome than a strip club by hosting parties in various hotels and ballrooms. They can walk door-to-door like the old time vacuum cleaner salesmen and even participate in talent shows to demonstrate their various skills. I know one singer turned stripper who was talented enough to make an appearance on the Tonight Show with the late Johnny Carson. More than a few describe themselves comedians since their true-life stories have me laughing ‘til the tears come. It’d be my guess that the majority of the dancers will show off their acrobatic skills…as long as there’s a brass pole somewhere around.

Being in charge of the Adoption Program, I’ll see that each stripper comes The strippers can present themselves in an environment more wholesome than a strip club by hosting parties in various hotels and ballrooms. They can walk door-to-door like the old time vacuum cleaner salesmen and even participate in talent shows to demonstrate their various skills. I know one singer turned stripper who was talented enough to make an appearance on the Tonight Show with the late Johnny Carson. More than a few describe themselves comedians since their true-life stories have me laughing ‘til the tears come. It’d be my guess that the majority of the dancers will show off their acrobatic skills…as long as there’s a brass pole somewhere around.

Being in charge of the Adoption Program, I’ll see that each stripper comes

When she leaves the stage, after her very first topless performance, I’ll send one of my customers to ask for her autograph. That cinches the deal. My newest stripper now believes she’s a legitimate star of the stage.

Most young dancers won’t admit to the adoration and idolization they feel when all eyes are focused on them or when the men applaud, whistle and stamp their feet; even asking for encores. It’s a natural high that goes right to the core of a woman’s heart. Few careers can offer the exhilaration and excitement that goes with an audience fully appreciating a strip tease performance.

Stripping can make any girl feel like Britney Spears or Madonna. In fact,

Candi and Dandi are, hands-down, the sparkling sisters of Glitter Gulch. If their natural beauty isn’t enough, their portrayal of lesbian lovers creates an even more intriguing aspect to this act. Any number of strippers pair up inside a strip club and behave as a girl-on-girl show. They either know instinctively or from Howard Stern’s hugely popular radio show that men adore watching lesbians or jumping in between them. Girls who bring a four-breast act to strip clubs tend to earn more than a single, solitary ass.These two pursuers of higher education pull off the best stripper duet I’ve ever come across. It is the perfect performance that makes Candi and Dandi the most prolific money earners on their way to becoming multi-millionaires – if they last a littlelonger.Candi is perfectly suited to play the role of the dumb blonde…the dumbest blonde of all-time. She certainly has the body for it plus she dresses herself in frilly pink, see-thru nighties that barely cover her ass and lacy G-string. She’ll giggle and flirt with the customer, coyly stroking his face or “accidentally” laying a hand on her guy’s lap with an “Oops, I didn’t mean to touch your privates.” Oh, she is the smartest dumb blonde.The perfect partner, of course, is played by