Each year the local Humane Society promotes some new wrinkle on the annual Adopt-A-Pet campaign designed to acquaint families with abandoned dogs and cats who are most likely destined for extermination. Cleverly, these pet humanitarians now bring the lonely animals out to various shopping malls, schools, and parks and wherever families gather. It’s a great strategy that plays on the basic sympathies of children.

After all, who can resist the playfulness and cuddliness of the little kittens and puppies? Putting the kids face-to-face with the animals tugs at the heartstrings of the moms and dads practically forcing the parents to cough up the few bucks to satisfy little Dick and Jane. The truth is that all parties become winners. The families can acquire a new pet and the dog or cat is saved from a questionable future.

Each year the local Humane Society promotes some new wrinkle on the annual Adopt-A-Pet campaign designed to acquaint families with abandoned dogs and cats who are most likely destined for extermination. Cleverly, these pet humanitarians now bring the lonely animals out to various shopping malls, schools, and parks and wherever families gather. It’s a great strategy that plays on the basic sympathies of children.

After all, who can resist the playfulness and cuddliness of the little kittens and puppies? Putting the kids face-to-face with the animals tugs at the heartstrings of the moms and dads practically forcing the parents to cough up the few bucks to satisfy little Dick and Jane. The truth is that all parties become winners. The families can acquire a new pet and the dog or cat is saved from a questionable future.

I’ve thought about doing the very same thing for the lost and soulful strip club entertainers who can’t seem to find themselves any stability or direction in their lives. So, before these girls actually crash and burn, which so many of them do, I’d put them up for adoption in a local Adopt-A-Stripper program. The strippers can present themselves in an environment more wholesome than a strip club by hosting parties in various hotels and ballrooms. They can walk door-to-door like the old time vacuum cleaner salesmen and even participate in talent shows to demonstrate their various skills. I know one singer turned stripper who was talented enough to make an appearance on the Tonight Show with the late Johnny Carson. More than a few describe themselves comedians since their true-life stories have me laughing ‘til the tears come. It’d be my guess that the majority of the dancers will show off their acrobatic skills…as long as there’s a brass pole somewhere around.

Being in charge of the Adoption Program, I’ll see that each stripper comes The strippers can present themselves in an environment more wholesome than a strip club by hosting parties in various hotels and ballrooms. They can walk door-to-door like the old time vacuum cleaner salesmen and even participate in talent shows to demonstrate their various skills. I know one singer turned stripper who was talented enough to make an appearance on the Tonight Show with the late Johnny Carson. More than a few describe themselves comedians since their true-life stories have me laughing ‘til the tears come. It’d be my guess that the majority of the dancers will show off their acrobatic skills…as long as there’s a brass pole somewhere around.

Being in charge of the Adoption Program, I’ll see that each stripper comes